Bam Margera Roger Ebert
Bam Margera Roger Ebert. Jackasses' Ryan Dunn is shitting toy cars on heaven's carpet and doing homoerotic stunts with the angels today and there's lots of talk about how he got there. The facts are that three hours before Ryan crashed his Porsche into a tree, he was slurping up the sweet nectar at a bar. Some witnesses at the bar say that Ryan had 3 beers, 3 shots and was "wasted." Other witnesses say that he had a couple of beers and wasn't even drunk enough to make a Breathalyzer bust into a boner. The police speculated that Ryan was going around 100mph before he hit the tree.Ryan's autopsy went down yesterday and so the toxicology reports should be out soon. Shortly after the news of Ryan's crash went around, Roger Ebert reviewed his death on Twitter and gave it one thumb down.


